...and won't have to. The HackMaster PHB is days from going to the printer, so grab your copy NOW.
Also, Happy Game Master's Day! Why isn't there a greeting card for this? I think I'd finally send out greeting cards if they were for an important holiday. ;) Just kidding. I come from a family of greeting card hoarders. It's terrible. The only way I can fight this possible hereditary condition is not to participate.